This week: Kevin Bronson pulls a fast one, we’ll be taking a short break, The Hitler Show, Newsreader’s Twitters, We have a real stalker, Duffy makes a Twitter, we’re getting Corey Worthington, 8-year-old marries 61-year-old, we just watch Maury Povich until we get bored and much, much more.
Duffy joins Luke and Thom in the studio this week!
Duffy’s initiation, Gumtree calls from Karaoke men, Some real-talk about The Gay Mardi Gras Incident, The worst thing that could possibly happen when putting fake ads online actually happens, Bronson’s Free Bikes For Needy Kids, music from The Animators, Luke does some soul-searching and much, much more!
Lance is back in the studio joining Luke and Thom!
More sexy talk, pop talk radio, the Lance Happy-time Turbo Hour Spin-off Show, damn pesky foxes will come and get you in the night, Luke’s new Android app, Lance’s job interview, this isn’t Luke’s podcast for business reasons, heart attacks and 000, awkward relationship interactions, some bold new directions for Low Aims Inc PTY LTD, Allegedly allegedly, etc etc and much much more!
Talk concerning pigeons, Round the Twist, another Luke’s childhood story, I’m the meanest host, stop interacting with Sunrise, The Fen MacLoud Chronicles, bothering a lovely South African family and much much more!
Luke and Thom are back in the studio for the premiere of Low Aims Season 2, Matt joins us for the first time.
We discuss running on to trains, puffing billy, our new favorite fan PAULO, monks, the hiatus, Giovanna Plowman: Public Enemy, important information about our Facebook page, more PAULO talk, gym class, PAULO will call in next week according to Sdardz,and much much more!
Luke, Thom and Duffy are in studio for the First Annual Low Aims CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! We talk about how nobody can relate to Luke, tipping your bartender, Christmas lights, Christmas trees, eggnog, Norway talk, 9/11 talk, we still can’t get over the erotic FanFic, The sad tale of Ecstasy Evan, additional Android hate, and much much more merriment!
Luke and Thom are back in the studio, talking about Dr Karl, telemarketers and scammers, Luke’s sponsor child story, apparently we hate charity?, Existential crisis, predictions and the end of the world, Prime Ministers, Bond talk and much, much more!
Lance joins Luke and Thom in the studio, it’s DAMN HOT UP IN HERE, reviewing things, the drunk show, the Beiber overalls fiasco, more about Ustream ads, WASP freeze knife, seriously it’s hot, facebook is being used entirely wrong, what we should make as merch, dumpster diving for beer, Lance tells us a disgusting tale of love and defeat. Also much much more!
We get off to a bad start, the third mic, browser wars, SpaceJamMovie.com, DS Dads, iPad babies, growing up is scary, phone wars, plain packaging, alchopops, Curiosity about to blow our minds, trustworthy news anchors and much, much more!
Nick joins me in the studio, Triple J talk, modern day blackface, we have 100 Facebook likes, Thom is dead again, bananas = god, god talk again, definately trust everything you read on the internet, Scientology and Travolta, show talk, we do A LOT of Star Wars talk, if you don’t like Star Wars you won’t like this part of the show. Also much, much more!
The weakest links, kid film standard conventions, MySpace and Facebook, get a real profile picture YOU NERDS, taking photos, fitness talk, old man dicks, peeing, quitting smoking, horrible bodies, girl sells her virginity to Asian man, share our stuff on your Facebook, MORE 90′s kids shows, talk show studios, this is an Art Attack, tax talk and much much more!
Two week break, Gillard cuts sick, road trip, earwigs & silverfish, Hugh Jackman, Family BE WARNED, Swans, biological robots, morning routines, I’m full of ladybugs, Listen live you jerks, people are fucking dumb, the three points of adult system, girl drinks liquid nitrogen, stomachs, pink ribbons, road trip memories, LISTEN LIVE YOU FUCKING JERKS, we almost have 100 facebook likes and much, much more!
Duffy joins me tonight, Thom is dead, Snoop Lion, Luke’s kindergarten army, Kony’s Kidz, Hobo aroma, Thom calls in, Spy Kids, Dre improv, Duffy’s old radio show, The Walking Dead, woman finds ex living in her roof, iPhone 5 woes, Luke’s mucus and much much more!
We’re sleepy, wake-up talk, our dumb bodies, McDonalds employees, porn talk, chest hair, iPhone talk, listening to our own voices, breakfast talk, Luke’s family broccoli story, thumb wars, merch, eyes, we want animal weapons, Chris Brown’s new tattoo of Rhianna’s beaten mug, principal talk, Indiana Jones, cotton pickin’, No Doubt, gunning for Louie McKurdy, Gangnam Style and much much more!
Kebab buddies, the studio tour, hoarder dad, beer filled MacBook, gardening talk, we hate popes, growing up semi-catholic, let’s get excommunicated, catholic education was fucking strange, my Google account got hacked, poop schedule, girl catches plauge from a squirrel, Ustream ads, Angry Show, Kony and Obama are the same guy, see Puberty Blues and much much more!
Luke is in a real mood, telemarketrers gettin’ rude, Gilligan’s Island talk, Batman Boners, The Low Aims Roadtrip, let’s get crossbows, possums, awkward kid music video, fuck you NineMSN, Hey Arnold, We want a better number, more 90′s Kids show themes, Lloyd In Space, Hitler: The Store, superhero talk, thumb twiddling, Zelda talk and much much more!
We’re back from hiatus, talking about colds, we sort of have Skype now, the rise and fall of Facebook, we’re bad at radio, give us reviews on iTunes, bikie knife fights, Mum thinks I’m racist, tinykidweens.com, racist grandmas, computer grandpas, people in the woods, train talk, Luke is still scared of “Signs” and aliens, more train guy, Luke is so so lonely, Grindr, spies, Gunning for Gillard, Australian Government UFC, dog coats, Back Into Batman, parent thoughts, The Low Aims Rube Goldberg Machine and much more!
Luke and Thom are back in the studio, talking about iTunes woes, The Beibs, baby books & beard babies, Coyote-style demolitions, damn dirty hippes and homeless, more Rhianna, grammar Nazis, Steve Jobs & Siri, Mars, MIB3, nail-skinned women, pickles, Spiderman’s foes, Steve & Bindi Irwin, gunning for everyone, “BabyJohn” Burgess and much much more!