The Low Aims Show is dead! Yep, after almost two years without new episodes, we’ve decided to officially call it quits.

This is due in part to dumb life stuff and time constraints, and the fact that we’re going to be focusing all our energy on our NEW PODCAST that’s being going great-guns, The Weekly Hour.

The website and iTunes feed remain, so if you’re keen to hear the old episodes, you still can. The much-rumoured “Best Of” episode may still happen, should we be bothered to put it together.

We want to thank everyone who listened to, liked, supported, complimented, co-hosted, called in, tolerated or sat-in-on The Low Aims Show over our 41 or so episodes. We love you all, and it means the world to us.

Catch ya’ later, idiots!

Luke and the Low Aims Boys

We’re on a break!

In case you didn’t already know, we’re on an indefinite hiatus until Luke can sort his shit out and get his life together. It’s nothing you did – we just need a little us time right now.

We don’t know how long it might be before we do a show again – but we promise we’re going to do our best to have some content for you soon! The “Best of The Low Aims Show Volume 1″ compilation episode is already being put together.

One thing we can guarantee: The Low Aims Show will return – bigger and better than ever.

Maybe take this time to go back through our archives and check out one of our old episodes. Or do something productive with your time – it’s up to you really.

See you soon, hopefully.
Luke and The Low Aims Boys

The Best of The Low Aims Show

Got a favorite “clip” or “bit” from any past episode of the show? Let us know about it!

We’re currently putting together a “Best of The Low Aims Show” compilation episode, and we need your help to build it!

Tell us about your favorite Low Aims memory in the comments on this Facebook post, or email them to – we need as many as you can throw at us!!

Episode 41: Hiatus!

Luke, Thom and Duffy are in the studio for the last time before our indefinite hiatus – We’re reeeeeal drunk.

Basesball – Timothy from The Poor Decisions Podcast calls in – We call James and find out about his date – #NekNomination – Much, much more!

We’ll be back!

Episode 40: Christmas “Special” 2013

James joins Luke and Thom in the studio this week for what was supposed to be our annual Christmas Special, but we fucked up and lost the whole first half of the show!

We issue James with a surprise Man Challenge – We call Nate from The Royal We to talk about our new business ventures – Not much more!

Episode 39: Nelly Mandelly

Jayden joins Luke and Thom in the studio this week.

Tit a Dick – PodcastLand, we’re gunnin’ for ya! – We catch up with James – We’ll be taking an indefinite hiatus, again – what the fuck is Google doing!? – Vaginal Knitting – Stuff from South Africa – Much, much more!

Episode 38: Soup Sundays

Sam from The Royal We joins Luke and Thom via Skype for a special Sunday afternoon show – A few audio issues on this one, deal with it.

Can we get celebrity guests? – International Minecraft Gay Wedding – American Soup Days vs Australian Holidays – We think we won this month on – Sam’s Dad – Dre Conquest and the War Memorial – McSoup – Fighting a 7 year old – We <3 Nate – Much, much more!

Bonus Thursday Secret Show

We had some audio issues with this episode, so I thought it would never see the light of day, but since there’s no new show this week – here you go! This was recorded on 7/11/2013.
If you’re a new listener, maybe check one of the older episodes out first. 

Luke, Lance and newcomer Ryan are in the studio drinking wine and reading news. We get real silly. It’s pretty great.

Episode 37: #StartRunningClive

Tor joins Luke & Thom in the studio this week.

Luke’s sick – Salmon-Ella – We premiere a new song by Nate from The Royal We – Flykicks and grandmas – #StartRunningClive – James and the Barber – We issue another challenge – – Ribena & Vegemite homebrew –  Wild Dogs – Much, much more!

Episode 36: Drive Safe!

Jayden joins Luke and Thom in the studio this week.

We address the Thursday night show – We’re in’s Top 5 for October – We talk to Sam from The Royal We while he’s on the road to Kentucky – Soy makes you gay? – SHOTS! – We sample Chocolate Beer – We talk to James, he’s out on the town – We check in with Sam again – Much, much more!

We made it into PodcastLand’s “Top 5″ for October!


We’re stoked to announce that The Low Aims Show was voted into’s “Top 5″ for October 2013!
This is entirely thanks to you! Your voting did this! Thank you!

That being said, we would love to make it to Number 1 for November – so head on over to our Voting Page, enter your email and then click to confirm your vote when it arrives in your inbox – it takes literally five seconds, and means the world do us!

Episode 35: Halloween Special!

Luke, Thom and eventually Lance are in the studio for our first annual Low Aims Halloween Special! Spooky sound effects and plastic bats galore!

What even is Halloween? – Trayvon Halloween costume story – BitStrips and killing time – Alan from Independent Paranormal Investigators calls in (spoiler alert, he’s nuts!) – Lance turns up with some ideas – We made it into the top 5! – Lance tries Depends – Chrissy Swan book and “The Gunee Awards” – EdLuke the Spooky Vampire –  Portals?! – Much, much more!

Episode 34: Wee Lads

Luke, Thom and Duffy are back again with a content-packed show!

Paulo is back, and this time he’s on probation – We call James to issue the first Man-Challenge – Next Thursday is our Halloween special! – We start reading a news story about a man tricking a hooker – Nate from The Royal We calls in to talk about nuts and Vegemite – Much, much more!

Episode 33: Spook’d!

Luke, Thom and Jayden are in the studio this week with a whole bunch of laughs and frights!

The Spooky Scary Moth Story – Content from Mum: Giant Balls Guy Followup – James from the RBR Sydney show calls in – We’re going to make James into a man – Jayden tells an actually spooky story – Much, much more!

Episode 32: Uncle Luke

Cari joins Luke and Thom in the studio for the first time - Luke is sick again – baby talk – blazed New Zealand dads – The Low Aims Blog – vote for us on – Body/nipple hair – adult nappy ads and incontinence – much, much more!

Episode 31: Moths & Ladybugs

Luke, Thom and Duffy are back in the studio after a few weeks off.

RBR Sydney wrap-up – The studio is full of moths – On Elephants in Rooms: THE GIRL ISSUE; Outlining a problem – We descend into silliness – We need votes – The Man With The Biggest Testicles – Ball-talk and much, much more!

LIVE in Sydney with Red Bar Radio

Luke and Thom co-host on this live episode of Red Bar Radio in Sydney, Australia.

If you like what you hear, check out Red Bar at!

Episode 30: Election Eve Special

Low Aims Political Correspondent Nic joins Luke in the studio to talk about the impending election and all things political!

If you’re not into Australian politics, you’re going to hate this episode - Thom has passed away again – Kevin Rudd shames a Pastor – Clive Palmer is a nutjob and much, much more!

Episode 29: REMIX!

Luke joins Thom and Duffy in the studio this week. Yep, that’s right – We’re mixing things up and the co-hosts are trying their hand at hosting!

Also: Gettin’ reeeeeal sick of your shit Facebook, updates on the war and the Twitter stalker, the man with the fork in his dick,  Duffy hosts the second half, Melbourne is the world’s most livable city, our stupid politicians are in a music video and much, much more!

Episode 28: The Old School Yard

Jayden joins Luke and Thom in the studio this week.

We got the Subway funk, what is meatloaf, more on The War, primary school reminiscing, Murderball, Robot Wars, more primary school talk, NSFRadio launch, front page vaginas, we throw out some challenges for the Americans and much, much more!

Samjamin Marques of “The Royal We” Podcast (our mortal enemies) created these awesome “LowAimSpirational” quote pictures. Some war this is!

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Episode 27: No Content, No Worries!

15/08/2013 – Episode 27!

Lance is back in the studio with Thom and Luke.

Changing things up, we hit 150 facebook likes, more Lance ideas, Low Aims Drug Education, demolition parties, girls and inspirational quotes on Instagram, give us a review on iTunes (, Podcast War update, The Low Aims Travelling Haunted Adventure House Ride 4 Kidz, we finally block The Twitter Stalker and much, much more!

Episode 26: This Is War

09/08/2013 – Episode 26!

Occa-ing it up, Tony Abbot is a real creep, Sovereign Hill, Podcast war IS ON,  Wikipedia, Throwing down the gauntlet, Luke’s sleep-talking antics, Lady Gaga gets her kit off, The Low Aims Community Services Project, Another ultimatum for the Twitter Stalker and much, much more!

Episode 25: One Year Later

02/08/2013 – Episode 25!

Matt joins Luke and Thom in the studio this week.

Luke is sick again, Matt talks about Europe, one year of The Low Aims Show, Luke sees a real hobo, there’s a lot of weirdos where we live, NSFRadio Network talk, nude swimming at the local pool, nudist talk and much, much more!

NSFRadio Network

We’re stoked to announce that we’ve been added to the NSFRadio Network family!

The official launch isn’t until early August, but in the meantime why not head over to their Facebook page and chuck them a like!

We’re really excited about this, and if all goes well it could be the start of some new things for the show.

Episode 24: A Few Good Darbs

27/07/2013 – Episode 24!

Jayden joins Luke and Thom in the studio for the first time.

Darbin’ Around, skate stories, the Paulo situation, Trayvon talk, we’re networking, the Thom and Lance story, Tacoma vs McDonalds, WingFlop and much, much more!

Episode 23: Swanning Around

19/07/2013 – Episode 23!

Tattooist and all-around good dude Reece joins Luke and Thom in the studio for the first time.

Luke is sick, The Low Aims Cologne Challenge, our internet is shithouse, the Chrissy Swan incident, we “review” a horrible band, Cloves cigarettes, the Twitter stalker postcard ultimatum and much, much more!

Disaster Bonus Show

28/06/13 – Disaster Bonus Show!

If you’re a new listener, don’t listen to this episode first! It was a real train-wreck, so we’ve released it as a “bonus show” instead.

Luke, Thom and Duffy are in the studio for what was supposed to be a normal show, but then some shit went down – you’ll hear all about it.

There’s also some talk of politics, banned video games, and not much else.

Episode 22: The Lance Diaries III

20/06/13 – Episode 22!

Luke, Thom and Lance are in the studio with plenty of stories!

Birthday talk, more Lance tales, “Luke Presents Thom Gibbons’ Super Great Low Aims Great Times Fun Excellent Times ft Susan Sarandon”, Our Twitter stalker calls in, lies and conspiracy, Duffy defends himself, New music from Spookyfish and Whizzy’s Canvas, Paulo News, “Thom Gibegins”, The Low Aims Feature Film and much, much more!

Check out the music page

If you like any of the songs we’ve played on the show, check out or new music page.

There’s links to all of the bands we’ve featured, and the album names direct to their music on the iTunes store.

We’ll be working with more bands in the near future, and constantly add new tracks to the rotation, so make sure you check back there when you hear something you’re keen on.

Episode 21: Poly-tics

14/06/13 – Episode 21!

Tor joins Luke and Thom in the studio for the first time.

Booze talk, Buckingham Palace, Gillard gets flustered, robber gets chilli’d, Ian talk, mullets, US Remakes, WorkSafe ads and much, much more!

Episode 20: We’re back!

18/06/13 – Episode 20!

We’re back from our hiatus with Luke, Thom and Duffy in the studio. Please bear with the audio quality on this one, we’re still getting everything set up and fine-tuned.

We talk about our frequent hiatuses, the new studio, kid-talk, Paulo was in the Boston bombings, new artwork, timezones, bin-kid, new music from The Preatures and Spookyfish, Luke’s getting fit, heelies, skins, Paulo’s Mexican kid and much, much more!

We’re taking a break!

We’ll be taking a short hiatus from releasing new shows while Luke moves house and sets up the new studio. It could be a few weeks, or even a few months. In the meantime, why not go back through our archives and check out any episodes you may have missed?

Episode 19: AFK BRB

17/03/2013 – Episode 19!

Luke, Thom and Duffy are back in the studio.

This week: Kevin Bronson pulls a fast one, we’ll be taking a short break, The Hitler Show, Newsreader’s Twitters, We have a real stalker, Duffy makes a Twitter, we’re getting Corey Worthington, 8-year-old marries 61-year-old, we just watch Maury Povich until we get bored and much, much more.

Episode 18: Wake-Up Call

08/03/2013 – Episode 18!

Duffy joins Luke and Thom in the studio this week!

Duffy’s initiation, Gumtree calls from Karaoke men, Some real-talk about The Gay Mardi Gras Incident, The worst thing that could possibly happen when putting fake ads online actually happens, Bronson’s Free Bikes For Needy Kids, music from The Animators, Luke does some soul-searching and much, much more!

Listen on Stitcher

We’re now available on Stitcher! (Yay?)

Honestly I’m not sure if anyone uses this, but if you do you can now hear us on it!
If you’re interested in trying it out, download the free app!

Episode 17: Foxxxy

22/02/13 – Episode 17!

Lance is back in the studio joining Luke and Thom!

More sexy talk, pop talk radio, the Lance Happy-time Turbo Hour Spin-off Show, damn pesky foxes will come and get you in the night, Luke’s new Android app, Lance’s job interview, this isn’t Luke’s podcast for business reasons, heart attacks and 000, awkward relationship interactions, some bold new directions for Low Aims Inc PTY LTD, Allegedly allegedly, etc etc and much much more!

Episode 16: A Whole Lot of Fen

08/02/13 – Episode 15!

Luke, Duffy and Thom are in the studio tonight!

Talk concerning pigeons, Round the Twist, another Luke’s childhood story, I’m the meanest host, stop interacting with Sunrise, The Fen MacLoud Chronicles, bothering a lovely South African family and much much more!

Episode 15: A Period Piece

01/02/13 – Episode 15!

Luke and Thom are back in the studio for the premiere of Low Aims Season 2, Matt joins us for the first time.

We discuss running on to trains, puffing billy, our new favorite fan PAULO, monks, the hiatus, Giovanna Plowman: Public Enemy, important information about our Facebook page, more PAULO talk, gym class, PAULO will call in next week according to Sdardz,and much much more!

Episode 14: Christmas Special

Luke, Thom and Duffy are in studio for the First Annual Low Aims CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! We talk about how nobody can relate to Luke, tipping your bartender, Christmas lights, Christmas trees, eggnog, Norway talk, 9/11 talk, we still can’t get over the erotic FanFic, The sad tale of Ecstasy Evan, additional Android hate, and much much more merriment!

Episode 13: Charity

07/12/12 – Episode 13!

Luke and Thom are back in the studio, talking about Dr Karl, telemarketers and scammers, Luke’s sponsor child story, apparently we hate charity?, Existential crisis, predictions and the end of the world, Prime Ministers, Bond talk and much, much more!

Episode 12: Rated R

29/11/12 – Episode 12!

Lance joins Luke and Thom in the studio, it’s DAMN HOT UP IN HERE, reviewing things, the drunk show, the Beiber overalls fiasco, more about Ustream ads, WASP freeze knife, seriously it’s hot, facebook is being used entirely wrong, what we should make as merch, dumpster diving for beer, Lance tells us a disgusting tale of love and defeat. Also much much more!

Drunk Bonus Show

24/11/12 – Drunk Bonus Show!

If you’re a new listener, definitely don’t listen to this one first! We’re all drunk, A whole lot of giggles are had, we talk about donkey penises and drawing cats and not much more.

Episode 11: Now With Plain Packaging

23/11/12 – Episode 11!

We get off to a bad start, the third mic, browser wars,, DS Dads, iPad babies, growing up is scary, phone wars, plain packaging, alchopops, Curiosity about to blow our minds, trustworthy news anchors and much, much more!

Episode 10: Star Whores

02/11/12 – Episode 10!

Nick joins me in the studio, Triple J talk, modern day blackface, we have 100 Facebook likes, Thom is dead again, bananas = god, god talk again, definately trust everything you read on the internet, Scientology and Travolta, show talk, we do A LOT of Star Wars talk, if you don’t like Star Wars you won’t like this part of the show. Also much, much more!


We just hit 100 likes on our Facebook page!
Thanks everybody for supporting the show – we have a lot of fun making it and we really hope you all have as much fun listening to it.

Episode 9: NERRRRRDS!

26/10/12 – Episode 9!

The weakest links, kid film standard conventions, MySpace and Facebook, get a real profile picture YOU NERDS, taking photos, fitness talk, old man dicks, peeing, quitting smoking, horrible bodies, girl sells her virginity to Asian man, share our stuff on your Facebook, MORE 90′s kids shows, talk show studios, this is an Art Attack, tax talk and much much more!

Episode 8: Ladybugs

12/10/12 – Episode 8!

Two week break, Gillard cuts sick, road trip, earwigs & silverfish, Hugh Jackman, Family BE WARNED, Swans, biological robots, morning routines, I’m full of ladybugs, Listen live you jerks, people are fucking dumb, the three points of adult system, girl drinks liquid nitrogen, stomachs, pink ribbons, road trip memories, LISTEN LIVE YOU FUCKING JERKS, we almost have 100 facebook likes and much, much more!

We’re taking a short break!

There will be no show tonight (28/9) or next Friday (5/10) unfortunately!
Luke is super busy with a ton of stuff – you’ll hear all about it when we come back.
In the meantime, why not catch up on our podcast archives here and listen to some past shows you may have missed.
See you in a couple of weeks!

Episode 7: Toddler Army

21/09/12 – Episode 7!

Duffy joins me tonight, Thom is dead, Snoop Lion, Luke’s kindergarten army, Kony’s Kidz, Hobo aroma, Thom calls in, Spy Kids, Dre improv, Duffy’s old radio show, The Walking Dead, woman finds ex living in her roof, iPhone 5 woes, Luke’s mucus and much much more!

Episode 6: Broccoli

15/09/12 – Episode 6!

We’re sleepy, wake-up talk, our dumb bodies, McDonalds employees, porn talk, chest hair, iPhone talk, listening to our own voices, breakfast talk, Luke’s family broccoli story, thumb wars, merch, eyes, we want animal weapons, Chris Brown’s new tattoo of Rhianna’s beaten mug, principal talk, Indiana Jones, cotton pickin’, No Doubt, gunning for Louie McKurdy, Gangnam Style and much much more!

Episode 5: Angry Show

07/09/12 – Episode 5!

Kebab buddies, the studio tour, hoarder dad, beer filled MacBook, gardening talk, we hate popes, growing up semi-catholic, let’s get excommunicated, catholic education was fucking strange, my Google account got hacked, poop schedule, girl catches plauge from a squirrel, Ustream ads, Angry Show, Kony and Obama are the same guy, see Puberty Blues and much much more!

Episode 4: Nineties Kidz

31/08/12 – Episode 4!

Luke is in a real mood, telemarketrers gettin’ rude, Gilligan’s Island talk, Batman Boners, The Low Aims Roadtrip, let’s get crossbows, possums, awkward kid music video, fuck you NineMSN, Hey Arnold, We want a better number, more 90′s Kids show themes, Lloyd In Space, Hitler: The Store, superhero talk, thumb twiddling, Zelda talk and much much more!

Episode 3: Back Into Batman

24/08/12 – Episode 3!

We’re back from hiatus, talking about colds, we sort of have Skype now, the rise and fall of Facebook, we’re bad at radio, give us reviews on iTunes, bikie knife fights, Mum thinks I’m racist,, racist grandmas, computer grandpas, people in the woods, train talk, Luke is still scared of “Signs” and aliens, more train guy, Luke is so so lonely, Grindr, spies, Gunning for Gillard, Australian Government UFC, dog coats, Back Into Batman, parent thoughts, The Low Aims Rube Goldberg Machine and much more!

The Low Aims Show, now on iTunes!

Yep, you heard me correctly! Our podcast episodes are now available on iTunes!

This is by far the easiest way to listen to our episodes at your own convenience. Download them to your iPod/iPad/iPhone so you can listen in your car, at work, while you do your grocery shopping, in the shower or whenever you god damn feel like it!

Head on over to and hit “View In iTunes” to open the store, then select “Subscribe Free” in order to get every new episode automatically as they are released!

And while your over there, why not leave us a 5-star positive review? We would really appreciate it!

Episode 2: Gunning For People

10/08/2012 – Episode 2!

Luke and Thom are back in the studio, talking about iTunes woes, The Beibs, baby books & beard babies, Coyote-style demolitions, damn dirty hippes and homeless, more Rhianna, grammar Nazis, Steve Jobs & Siri, Mars, MIB3, nail-skinned women, pickles, Spiderman’s foes, Steve & Bindi Irwin, gunning for everyone, “BabyJohn” Burgess and much much more!

Episode 1: Pilot

03/08/2012 – Episode 1!

This is our first episode, it’s probably pretty awful! We speak briefly about our lies, Korea, the Olympics, commercial radio, maracas, Where’s Wally, Rove and a ton of other stuff!

The recording gear has arrived,

And we are now in the process of setting up the studio!

This means that Episode 1 of The Low Aims Show should be up soon! FUCK YEAH!

If you haven’t already, head on over to our facebook page and hit “like” in order to get updates when the show goes live or a new episode is uploaded.

Welcome to!

This is the official website for The Low Aims Show!

The show will be launching really soon, Promise! Until then you can keep updated by heading over to our Facebook page and clicking “Like” – this is where we will be posting any news or important info.

I’m going to be pouring a lot of time and effort into the show and this website over the next few months. I really want this to be something you guys will love, as well as something I can be proud of.

Thanks for your support!